Heroes

This, is me.

Or this is how I feel like.

Actually I feel like Dr Suresh from Heroes doing his reporting on his body changes in season 2 after he injected himself with 'power'.

Legs: Appear heavier with more difficulty lifting them up even with a simple task such as putting on a pair of jeans.

Arms: Flabbier by the day, probably related to body fluids and not to mention bodyfat.

Back: As though a certain uknown force is pulling you down, reversing all efforts to defy gravity. I call it 'heaving around'. I can no longer move freely once the back lands on a flat surface such as a sofa or a bed.

Lungs: Somehow decreased capacity, resulting in the need to countless sighs.

Overall: No clothes fit any longer. Not a single one. Will be needing to buy more again soon, especially with a few weddings coming up.

Ok. It may not sound as 'scientifically intelligent' as Dr Sureshs' reports.

Only thing, is now I do wish I had his hero strength because that will mean it would be easy for the baby to glide out. But then again, he's a man and men don't give birth and I believe there is a clear reason why. (ask a woman)

But the 'power' that I have that is the source of all these changes is really unlike any.

I would never trade a baby for a flat stomach, a skinny bod or gorgeous locks.

Would anyone?