If Bread Could Swear

I was re-watching Narnia: Prince Caspian a few nights ago, and noticed the Narnian dwarfs had their own 'swear' words.

"Beard and Bedsteads!"

That led me to think about bread. Don't even ask why...! What if they could swear, what would they say?

"F....lour!"

"Oh sugar!!"

"Yeeeasst!"

Just feeling lame.