Times Nearly Up

At 29weeks, it's all getting heavier.

I feel exactly like this,

Baby is supposed to look like this,

And soon, the only life I knew would be replaced with something bigger and greater.

I was walking my Java with H today, and boy was I finding it so not easy to keep up with their little stroll!

Me: Hey, slow down you guys!

H: Why are you walking so slowly these days...

Me: It's not only me, there's two of us!

H: Doesn't that mean you walk twice as fast? (H said it with a straight face!)

Me: ..... (grrrr!!)

Ok. Imagine walking around with a honeydew tied to your belly. Oh yes, and the honeydew uses your belly as a musical instrument, producing rhythmic drum beats and sudden jerks which startle you anytime of the day or night. And not forgetting the scrapings of your insides, if honeydews can scrape. Or if a honeydew can instruct its seeds to jump around vigorously in your abdomen.

I love my Baby, the 9month mystery.

And I really feel like some honeydew right now.