Bored.

Very.

Extremely.

Staying home all afternoon and all night is just not my kinda thing.

Hmm.

I am so bored my brain is nearly frozen and I can't even think of any topics to blog about.

I am so bored I watched TV this afternoon and the only channel worth watching was TV 1 and guess what was airing? Law and Order SVU and CI. Couldn't help but hum to the tune of the opening music as it played. Nothing else to do! Actually, I've always wondered, do they used real actors and make them pretend they are dead on the show or do they use fake ones? I suppose they're real actors holding their breaths and practising looking like corpses while trying their best to keep the special bloodied and battered makeup intact. Is that easy to do?

I am so bored I feel like eating, except almost evey second thing I look at makes me sick.

I am so bored I disturbed my dog and teased her and poked her as she slept but I didn't get a response so I went back to being bored.

I am far too bored I might start looking at the hundreds of facebook and friendster profiles and pictures...

Why am I so bored? I can only stay home as a wave of exhaustion combined with extreme heat hit me since a couple of days ago. I can't go out, I can't talk much, I can't walk much, or I'll feel weak and sick.

Little Baby, now please behave.